Deep thoughts with ana

-If you married your mother you would be your own child

-If jesus can walk on water can he swim on land

-How much would could a beaver chuck if a beaver could chuck wood?

-the T-rex went extinct because when they fell over they couldn’t get back up because of their small arms. When they slept they would lay down and when they woke up, they couldn’t get up and turtles would eat them. Dude I need to go to Oxford.

-I think in memes

-You know the word Nowhere? Well put a space between the W and the H and it’s NOW HERE

-This is from my acc on polandball wiki.Think of this: What If every time you left your furry friend (dog) alone they went on the internet, either as you or on their own account, there would be no way to tell, even if they said “I’m a dog” you wouldn’t believe them right? Now I have to know that any of you could be dogs. I know it’s ridiculous but I was just thinking about it because I’m lonely… Also, you know how there are four users on the wiki from Calgary? what if we’ve met and we just don’t know. Now about that dog thing, I’m not even getting started about cats, What if their hackers? You can’t really arrest a cat or a dog so I mean like they’re basically free to hack, and like what if my cat was the leader of Anonymous. Can I even trust my cats? or what about my dogs? I mean for cats they always jump on our computers and type things like hasugdfuygbougyeuwygwdf89wuewiehihihisahix˙˙˙˙ΩasdhZIUug. I think that I’m going crazy.

-Y know how we breed dogs. well what if dogs bread humans. would different races be breeds? Is caucasian a breed of human?

-maybe wild tribes are undomesticated humans

-if you’re ever broken just break dance

-if the Emu’s won the war against Australia than why is a human running Australia. What if Scott Morrison was just an Emus Puppet.

-how many shrimps do you have to eat before it makes your skin turn pink?

- Do we all see colours the same way? -Ana

- I bet when cheetahs race and one of them cheats the other one goes “Man, you’re such a cheetah!” and then they just laugh and eat a zebra or whatever. -Ana

-The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall -Ana

-At age 30, you’ve spent a month having birthdays -Ana

-When you buy and eat half a chicken, you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger. -Ana

-'Coffee flavored water' doesn't sound good but that's what coffee is. -Ana

- When you drink alcohol, you’re just borrowing happiness from tomorrow. -Ana

-Your car keys have travelled further than your car. -Ana

-The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf. -Ana

-Technically almost every mirror you buy at a store is in used condition. -Ana

-Punishment for honesty is what makes us lie. -Ana

-Most of the sky is actually below your feet. -Ana

-When people think about traveling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future. -Ana

- The word nun is actually just the letter n doing a cartwheel. -Ana

-What if living things actually aren’t alive, like objects, and objects are actually alive, like living things. If that’s true then living things (us) are actually robots being controlled by objects. -Ana