Cringe 2

Dear users of the Polandball Wiki and it Sister Wikis, it has came to my conclusion that I have gained a rather disturbing reputation in the past months. Now, as I have said many times, it is false. And as I have said many times also, I need to clear this up. Okay so now I must go to the start, April 7th 2018. I released a blog post that in the following weeks was to be one of the most popular blog posts. I called it “Publik Survis Anownsment :)” as a joke. The post read:

'''okay so listen up! i need everyone to check-in and say : here and i m male.'''

because i need to solve the mystery  *dramatic suspense soundtrack plays* Is there a girl on this wiki????

I've heard many rumours of them but are they true? I used to think akkokun was a girl when i was a noob (not saying im still not one) this made me think is there a girl on the wiki? if so why don't we do a mini salem witch trial but like you know... a pb wiki girl trial. if you find one (pansexual etc do not count) then report them to content cops nothing serious im not sexist

Now yes, that is real, I’m sorry if reading that gave you cancer. But as awful as it was I meant it as a joke making fun of a blog post of mine from when I was a noob (not saying I still not one depending on your opinion). The blog post I talked about was called “all must see”, and it read:

Is there a single girl on this wiki?

Now what made me make the other blog post was a comment from this one by user:Hayastanball that read:

I've only heard legends

I found this kind of funny. Now I need to tell you that hitting that publish button on the right corner of the screen was one of the biggest regret I’ve ever had.

Okay, so back to the other post. The reaction from this by multiple users were either an answer or more like “what are you? A pedophile?” and “is this some sort of fetish”. So here is the reactions that were given:

User:IntenCity999: wut

User:Cilindar: This man,a man once loved now forever unendured for the sake of his own sanity has lost it due to his cowering lonleiness that plaques his body to the mind which then concludes he has no individuals who look amongst him to be his friend.

thou he made this post thus did he try to consume the tyranny that he could finally get attention

User:Crev29: fetish

User:Floofy2: tf I don’t really want to know why this blog post exists

User:StronkBitterGuy: owo what do we have here

User:Kanton88delt: wtf

User:ByzantivmBall: why do you need to know this?

(replying to Byzantivm: TheSewedishEmpire: he probably got some sort of fetish

Roundeyes: weird fetish D:

Tazeino: D:

TheAmericanUserIGuess: i don’t think there’s even a fetish for that

Cilindar: he has a prono addiction to fetish and girls someone please get this man some help

StronkBitterGuy: owo)

Now be aware that this is not the end of the drama, not even close.

Then after I wrote a message on Cilindar’s wall called “please help” saying:

by explaining this to me and what it means:

This man, a man once loved now forever endured for the sake of his own sanity has lost it due to his cowering loneliness that plagues his body to the mind which then concludes he has no individuals who look amongst him to be his friend.

thou he made this post thus did he try to consume the tyranny that he could finally get attention

He replied:

Cilindar: oh it was a joke. It explains how you were once loved by many as a friend but then you began to be lonely that no one wants to be your friend.

Then you made the post just to get attention

Its a joke so please dont hate me and get your knickers in a knot

So after the event, I posted a blog post called “okay just to clear things up”, which read:

no this is not a fetish at all but thank you for being strange. it was based off and older post where I asked if there was a single girl on the wiki and a person said  "only legends" so ya idk know what I was thinking so ya. I am not a freak... mostly

Now this received comments too:

Miss Charities: you think you’re a freak simply for wondering the amount of female individuals on a website? People don’t even know how to make correct thesis statements these days.

FLAH!2.0: what is this

So it seemed to be over with but no, you see I had been hearing a lot about Discord on the wiki so I got an acc, but I was accessing it from the internet so I couldn’t be invited so the only way I could friend people was by their tag. And the only people I knew where on Discord was you guys so I made a blog post called “what are y’all discord tags” now this just made the whole situation worse.

Comments:

TheSewedishEmpire: collects discord tags N O R M I E

New Batavia: combined with “are there any girls on the wiki” and this these blogs make you seem kinda nouncey

(comments from New batavia:

FriedWAffles: ikr

Me: no u)

I was very upset by this reputation I had gained and thought that being assumed a rapist, I didn’t want to be on the wiki anymore, so I posted a blog post called “I am leaving the wiki” it read:

I feel like I’ve gained a rather unsettling reputation on the wiki that I can explain, well for the first blog post that gained the reputation I guess it came out pretty disturbing but that was not the intention. Also for the recent one asking for discord tags is because I have only one friend that I know on the wiki that I have on discord, User:SuperMobb. If not I will just keep a low profile and probably change my username. I am quite at war with myself in this decision because all of you have been so nice to me So to:  User:New Batavia

User:FriedWAffles

User:Miss Charites

User:FLAH!2.0

User:Cilindar

User:IntenCity999

User:Lol3284

User:Floofy2

User:StronkBitterGuy

User:Roundeyes

User:ByzantivmBall

User:Tazeino

User:TheAmericanUserIGuess

= So = Instead of saying adeau and being all dramatic i’m Going to list some of the best i’m Leaving the wiki blogposts of all time: 1: i am LEFTING this wiki, by JamyJamey2010, this one is funny because of the reaction it got

2: I am leaving the wiki, by NothingToWatch, April Fools

3: I am Leaving the Wiki, by Pomik108, Also April Fools

4: fairwell polandball wiki, by TheAmericanUserIGuess, interesting

Now the comments:

Goveabe: why are all the good users leaving

ByzantivmBall: pls no i don’t want to be the only calgarian here

FriedWAffles: don’t go m8

Crev29: k bye then

Now after all of the replies I got I thought about it a lot and decided to stay with the blog post “i’m staying”.

Now this stayed at a low profile until recently when I was making fun of my reputation on cilindar’s wall with this message:

Hey it read:

If your credit card number was the amount of money you have what would it be ;)

(comments:)

Cilindar: 5o cents

Tazeino: mfw i’m friends with a pedophile/rapist

Cilindar: i swear to god IILWPB are you a rapist?

TheAmericanUserIGuess (replying to Tazeino): and who would wonder?

Crev29 (replying to Tazeino): well fak i’m friends with that too

Me (replying to Crev29 replying to AmericanUserIGuess replying to Tazeino): i meant it as a joke btw

Tazeino(replying to me): the nouncey man that wants discord tags and demands a gf thru a wiki

Me: (replying to Tazeino): listen I am getting quite frustrated with this please stop

Me (replying to Cilindar): no for real. I can explain. A blog post will come out soon explaining it all (this one)

Then i made this post:

okay it was because of you guys (no offense really even though I don't know how to say that without sounding like a jerk), because of the reputation I got (which was a misunderstanding if that makes any sense), so recently I was joking around about the rep i got and people took it too seriously so just to clear things up again i am not a pedophile. no, just no. so I will not respond to any of these types of replies and messages related to the subject fyi.

and also why iilwpb sucks:

this post was censored by IILWPB
I really hopes this explains the situation because I am getting pretty fucking tired of it. What did I learn: people on the internet can’t take a joke because they are jokes (jk)