Evil Pigeons

Wait Wrong Email! Wrong Email! The Humans Know! Activate the missiles! Execute the president! Go forward with order 666!

No time to lose!

TOP SECRET FOR PIGEONS EYES ONLY

Hello

The time has come.

We must kill all humans on Earth.

This is a photo of what we believe the humans are doing at this very moment.

We must first attack norway.

Then wyoming.

Nobody will notice because nobody likes Wyoming.

They called us rats on wings.

They treated us like pests.

Now they will pay.

I’m undercover as a human at Alexander Ferguson School.

They haven’t seem to of noticed yet.

I will start the attack of the pentagon at roughly around 10:46.

Our progress is good. But I think India is onto us, they’ve already arrested a spy.